It's a super timely spoof, as it parodies a song from 2008 with a the plot of a movie from 1997 about events that happened in 1912. So SCORE for relevance.
It's sung to the tune of T.I.'s Whatever You Like
- so take a quick listen...
Hey Rose
You know dis ship be unsinkable
They be trippin' when they tell you that, girl
I say, this boat is gonna flounder and die (and die)
I say, this boat is gonna flounder and die (and die)
Damn
(Chorus)
Jack's on deck
The boat hits ice
First class can pop bottles all night
But the boat is gonna flounder and die (and die)
I said the boat is gonna flounder and die (and die)
Damn
Late night sex it's Rose's first time
We don't know how they did it with her corset so tight
But that boat is gonna flounder and die (and die)
I said that boat is gonna flounder and die (and die)
Damn
At any time you could have moved over on the wood plank
Jack could have fit too, he coulda held onto you
Quite the selfish move my dear
To let your love just freeze there
Damn
(Chorus)
Captain Edwards you're da bravest, yo ship you couldn't save it
Man so good, he set the clock'n let waves take 'im
Selfless man had us cryin' when we knew he dyin'
In da ship of dreams, you didn't even scream
Ya never ever gotta get into the harbor
On the maiden voyage, we're sorry that we lost ya
Two point five hours, then there was a body count
If ya ain't got all da facts just go ahead and Google dat
First class they could have what they want
Or stowaway wit da mice and the moths
And no, Rose ain't ever had a man like Jack
Who's fun and artsy but prolly smells a bit bad
(Chorus)
Quite the selfish move my dear
To let your love just freeze there
You said "I'll never let go" but you went 'n let go
Tell yo grandkids you told a big lie
I'm talkin' big boy fights
And real cold ice
Billy Zane was a douchy type'a guy
Everyone's all wet 'n he's worried 'bout price
That's right
(Chorus)
Quite the selfish move my dear
To let your love just freeze there
You said "I'll never let go" but you went 'n let go
Tell yo grandkids you told a big lie
(Chorus)
Yeah
Celine Dion
Heart will go on
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